DR. A$$ WAS BORN AND RAISED IN THE U A$$ A LISTENING TO BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN EACH AND EVERY DAY AKA THE BOSS YOU GOTTA DO WHAT HE SAY BLINDED BY THE LIGHT FROM BLAZING BLUNTS IN CHICK FIL A I REALLY LIKE THIS COUNTRY THERE’S NO WOMEN ON MONEY MY CHAINS TOO HEAVY THEY DON’T LOOK AT ME FUNNY GOT A BUMPER STICKER SUPPORTING THE TROOPS GOT MY GUNS WITH ME SO THEY KNOW THAT I’LL SHOOT ON THE WINGS OF AN EAGLE DRINKING PBR STARS AND STRIPES IN MY URINE IN THE DRUG TEST JAR IF THIS COUNTRY WAS A PERSON IT’D BE SHREDDING THE GNAR JUST GOT TATTED UP WITH THE DUKE’S OF HAZZARD CAR CRY EVERY TIME I HEAR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AND I THINK THAT EVERY SINGLE US PRESIDENT HAS BEEN HANDSOME FOUND OUT FIRSTHAND I TOOK OBAMA FOR RANSOM FOUND OUT THAT HE GAVE HEALTH CARE TO MY GRANDSON HOPPED IN THE JALOPY TOOK THAT SHIT ON DOWN TO MEXICO LEARNED ABOUT GUN SAFETY SO I DON’T SHOOT MYSELF LIKE PLAXICO DON’T TREAD ON ME CUZ I CAN MOTHER FUCKING FLEX YOU KNOW YOUR MAN CHECKED ME OUT I THINK HE MIGHT BE HOMOSEXUAL WHEN I WAS AT THE GYM I GOT A RASH ON MY SKIN BUT I DIDN’T HAVE INSURANCE SO NO HOSPITAL WOULD TAKE ME IN MY CHAIN’S SO SHINY THAT IT WARDS OFF SIN CHILLING IN MIAMI WITH CLAMATO JUICE AND GIN LET THE DOGS IN AND I COULDN’T LET EM OUT MADE IT FUCKING RAIN AND SOLVED THE CALIFORNIA DROUGHT ALL ACROSS THE U ASS YOU KNOW THAT I’VE GOT CLOUT WENT BASS FISHING BUT I ONLY CAUGHT A TROUT I GOT A PATHMARK GIRL AND YOU KNOW SHE’S THE LEWDEST I USED TO THINK THAT FILING MY TAXES WAS STUPID YOUR GIRL REMOVES MY CLOTHES SO MUCH I MIGHT BE A NUDIST PAYS YOU IN FRIES IS ON TOP IT’S UNDISPUTED

ME LLAMO MÉDICO BURRO SEÑOR QUE HORA ES CERCA ACERCA QUE LA VIDA LOCA EN EL CLUB YO BEBO MOCA PUT IT WORK TO PAY THE BILLS I HAVE TO MOVE LA COCA CATCH ME WEARING SUITS THE COLOR OF TAPIOCA TOOK A BUSINESS TRIP DOWN TO MEXICO CITY AND ALL MY CLIENTELE MAN THEY LOOK SO PRETTY MY BOSS PUT ME ON THAT COCAINE SUBCOMMITTEE BORDER PATROL STRAIGHT FLIRTING WITH MY BIDDY BUT REALLY THOUGH I TIPPY TOED MY SELF ACROSS THE BORDER I COULDN’T LET EM KNOW THAT I’M A COCAINE SNORTER IF ANYBODY ASKS I’M WITH THE NEW WORLD ORDER DRINKING CERVEZA TEQUILA MARGARITA PORTER SO RECOGNIZABLE HAD TO GO INCOGNITO SNEAKING DRUG MONEY WRAPPED TIGHT IN A BURRITO GOTCHA GIRL HERE AND SHE’S EATING MY CHORIZO LOOKS LIKE FRIDA KAHLO BUT I STILL THINK SHE’S BONITO AYYYYYYY CAN YOU BACK THAT UP AMIGO I SEE THOUGH THAT EVERYBODY’S HEADED TO THE PEEPSHOW BUT NOTHING IN THE WORLD COULD SATISFY MY LIBIDO LIKE GREEDO HIS SKIN, AND MY MONEY GREEN LIKE A JALAPENO MEXICAN SUN IS REALLY BURNING MY SKIN BUT I CAN’T TAKE MY CHAIN OFF THAT’D BE A SIN SWEATING IN MY PONCHO AND IT’S LOOKING KINDA GRIM ONLY GOT SHOT ONCE CHALK IT UP AS A WIN TRIED TO WOO YOUR GIRL HIRED MARIACHI NARCO CORRIDOS IN THE BACK OF MY JALOPY SCARED OFF YOUR GIRL SO I PLAYED WITH TAMAGOTCHI I COULDN’T SEE MY BUTT SO I MADE A PHOTOCOPY CHAIN SO BIG THAT ONE DAY GOT ELECTED WAS SO CORRUPT BUT I WASN’T DETECTED TO EVERY CARTEL YOU KNOW I’M CONNECTED ONLY GOT CAUGHT WHEN THE STATUE’S ERECTED SENT ME ON BACK TO THE BORDER PATROL SAID THE SITUATION WAS OUT OF CONTROL I VIOLATED EVERY CONDITION OF MY PAROLE BUT I TOLD EM THAT THE U ASS A IS GOOD FOR MY SOUL

I DON’T NEED A LADY THAT I HAVE TO WINE AND DINE I WANT A PATHMARK GIRL THAT’LL BE JUST FINE WHETHER SHE’S WORKING ON THE STREETS OR ON THE CHECKOUT LINE THAT’S THE KIND OF WOMAN I CAN’T GET OFF MY MIND I MET MY MAIN LADY IN THE CHECKOUT LINE SHE LOOKED ME UP AND DOWN WITH HER LAZY EYE GOT THAT LUSTER IN HER HAIR USING VO5 THE WAY SHE HANDLES ALL MY GROCERIES I FEEL SO FINE -- YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR KIDS IN THE MINIVAN UH SHE’S WEARING SIX OR SEVEN SILLY BANDS UH SHE CALLS THE SPANISH LANGUAGE MEXICAN AND WHEN I SEE HER IMMA FLEX AGAIN HANDED HER A COUPON AND SHE SAID IT WAS EXPIRED OH NO LOW SAVINGS AIN’T WHAT MY HEART DESIRED STARING DEEP IN HER EYES LOOKING BAGGY AND TIRED COUPLE YEARS PAST THE DATE THAT SHE SHOULD HAVE RETIRED SHE PULLED ME IN ON THE CONVEYOR FELT SO GOOD I COULDA RUN FOR MAYOR STARING AT YA BOY WITH THAT EMPTY STARE TO THE PATHMARK GIRL NOTHING CAN COMPARE TOOK ALL OF THE KIDS TO THE BARGAIN BOUTIQUE I LIKE THE WAY SHE MOVES WITH THAT STOUT PHYSIQUE THE WAY YOU HANDLE ALL THAT MONEY LIKE A SAVINGS FREAK NO DEODORANT BECAUSE YOUR SCENT IS UNIQUE WADING THROUGH YOUR KIDS MAKING QUITE THE CLAMOR WHEN YOU DISCIPLINE YOU REALLY DROP THE HAMMER WHEN YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME I CAN’T HELP BUT STAMMER DIDN’T REALIZE THAT MY LIFE WOULD BE WITHOUT THE GLAMOUR TOO MUCH OF A BALLER FOR ONE FLY LADY SHOULDA THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE I HAD ME A BABY WENT OUT FOR A PACK OF SMOKES I’LL BE BACK MAYBE ALL THESE COURT PROCEEDINGS MAKE ME FEEL SO SHADY NOW I USE THE SELF CHECKOUT WHEN I GO TO THE STORE AND WHEN I SEE YOU IN THE AISLES I PRETEND TO IGNORE ALL THIS FUCKING CHILD SUPPORT IS MAKING ME POOR BUT I KNOW THE WAY YOU BUDGET GIRL, THAT’S YOUR ALLURE

BEACH BOY CHILLIN AND I WISH I WAS A SEAGULL WEARING ALL WHITE CATCH ME WORKING ON MY FREE THROW FLOCKING WITH THE SQUAD DOING ANYTHING ILLEGAL GET A LOT OF FANMAIL CUZ I LOOK LIKE DR. EVIL WALK UP IN THE SPOT AND THE GANG STARTS GAWKING WHEN I'M PLAYING MADDEN THEN YOU KNOW I'M BALL HAWKING MOVING ON YOUR GIRL I LOOK LIKE RICHARD DAWKINS NEVER USE MY LEGS ONLY SEE POOR PEOPLE WALKING SURF SIX SIX IN MIAMI IN A SPEEDO FLASH THE GUNS SLOW GREATLY INFLUENCED BY GREEDO SMOKED A BUNCH OF SEAWEED CUZ I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS WEED THO SWOOPING ON YOUR GIRL AND I'M STEALING HER DORITO LONG ISLAND BOY IN MY CUTOFF SLEEVES OUT IN SYOSSET HANGING OUT ON THE EAVES CALL ME FUCILLO CUZ I GOT A LOT OF SLEEZE BY THE SCHOOL BLOWING MARIJUANA IN THE BREEZE I'M A RACE TRAITOR CALL ME BOBBY JINDAL CALL ME KANYE WEST I SPENT ALL DAY AT THE MALL WHEN IT COMES TO GIRLS YOU KNOW I'M GETTING THEM ALL NEVER SNITCHING WHEN I'M MONITORING THE HALL

AY YO MY CHAINZ TOO SHINY GLOWING INTO THE NIGHT LIKE THAT EPISODE OF SEINFELD WITH THE KENNY ROGERS LIGHT EVEN ASK MY NEIGHBOR WE’RE GONNA GET IN A FIGHT HE CAN’T FALL ASLEEP BECAUSE MY CHAIN IS TOO BRIGHT MY CHAINS SO LONG IT DANGLES INTO MY FOOD BUMPIN KENNY G I GOTCHA GIRL IN THE MOOD YOUR MOM SAID SHE DOESN’T LIKE MY ATTITUDE WHEN I RAID YOUR FRIDGE AND WALK AROUND IN THE NUDE LIGHT BOUNCING OFF MY CHAIN IN SWEET BABY RAYS MY CHAIN MAKES IT BRIGHT ON A CLOUDY DAY MAKES THE CROPS GROW IN A PECULIAR WAY CHAIN SHINING MAKES A RAINBOW MAN I MIGHT BE GAY USE MY CHAIN TO SHINE ONTO MY BIG BIG GRANDS BUT I CAN HOLD IT ALL CUZ I’VE GOT BIG BIG HANDS DRIVE MY CHEVY IN THE U A$$ A NOT FOREIGN LANDS LET’S DISCUSS IT MAN I GOT A COUPLE HUNDRED BANDS BUT YO BECAUSE OF MY CHAIN I HAVE A PERMANENT TAN AND FUCK CANADA I’VE GOT A LIFETIME BAN IF I WASN’T RAPPING I’D PROBABLY BE A FISHERMAN SPENDING ALL DAY ON A CATAMARAN

MAN I’M TRYNA FILE MY TAXES BUT I GOTTA PRINT OUT THE FORMS AND SEND IN THE FAXES UNCLE SAM WANTS ME TO REPORT MY BIG BIG STACKSES GOTTA CLAIM ALL MY KIDS TO TAKE MY REFUND TO THE MAXES PRINTED ALL THE FORMS OUT BUT I’M ONLY GETTING PAID IN FRIES BROUGHT IN MY ACCOUNTANT AND HE WAS SO FUCKING MESMERIZED MY PO TOLD ME IF I DON’T FILE THEN I’M GETTING PENALIZED I’M TOO BIG TO FAIL AND BY THE GOVERNMENT I’M SUBSIDIZED NOW I GET A TAX BREAK FOR MY CHAIN CLAIMED ALL THE TIMES I MADE IT RAIN I’M RUNNING AROUND IN YOUR CITY AND STEALING YOUR MONEY AND PEEPING IN WINDOWPANES BITCH I LOOK LIKE MARK TWAIN STRAIGHT GHOSTLY ASKED YOUR GIRL OUT AND SHE SAID OKEY-DOKIE NOW WE’RE CHILLING AT THE OLIVE GARDEN CHOKING DOWN SOME GNOCCI FIRST I’LL FILE MY TAXES THEN I’LL DO SOME KARAOKE CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO FILL OUT THE W2 GRUNTING WHILE I’M CALCULATING AND I’M LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU TRYNA PLAY THE GOVERNMENT LIKE A KAZOO (EASY) SAID I’M SO WILD I BELONG IN A ZOO TAX EVADING I’M RAIDING INVADE YOUR HOUSE TO BRAID YOUR MOMMA’S HAIR USE MY TAX RETURN TO BUY A BUNCH OF SATIN UNDERWEAR ON THE BLACK MARKET SELLING BAGS OF STOLEN LLAMA HAIR CALL ME BON JOVI CUZ I’M LIVING ON A FUCKING PRAYER

SAID THAT I WOULD NEVER BALL BUT NOW I GOT THE BODY SAID I’D NEVER STEAL YOUR GIRL BUT NOW I GOT THE BODY SAID I WASN’T SWOLE AT ALL BUT NOW I GOT THE BODY AND NOW I STACK MY PAPER TALL YOU KNOW I GOT THE BODY WHEN I’M ON THE MIC I’M GETTING PAID IN FRIES AND WHEN I’M ON THE BIKE IT’S LIKE I’M MECHANIZED GIRL I SEE YOU WORKING ON THE JAZZERCISE COME AND TRY A LITTLE DOCTOR ASSERCIZE AND THAT’S JUST HOW I AM EATING RED MEAT, RAW EGGS AND HAM DIDN’T CLEAN THE MACHINE I DON’T GIVE A DAMN CATCH ME IN THE LOCKER ROOM PEEPING YOUR MANS 10S IN MY POCKETS, 10S IN MY HANDS SHOW UP AT THE GYM WITH MY BIG BIG GRANDS SEE ME ON THE MAGAZINES YOU’RE PULLING OFF THE STANDS HIT 20 REPS I’M FEELING LIKE A MAN DO ONE SIT UP AND I’M FEELING PRETTY SWEATY GUZZLE PROTEIN SO YOU KNOW I’M GETTING READY EATING MOM’S SPAGHETTI AND PAUSE, KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN I’M COMING FOR YOU WALK UP IN THE SPOT IN A SIZE 8 SHOE PUMPING FUCKING IRON TILL MY FACE TURNS BLUE GRUNTING WHILE I LIFT AND I’M LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU FACE TURNING GREEN ON THE FLOOR WITH A WATER BOTTLE FULL OF LEAN BODY GOING WEAK FROM ALL THAT CODEINE SHORTS SO SHORT PEOPLE SAY IT’S OBSCENE NOW MY BODY’S YELLOW YOUR GIRL LOOKS CONCERNED BUT I’M A HANDSOME FELLOW YOUR MAN GOT PLAYED LIKE A VI-O-LAWNCELLO WALKING ROUND THE CLUB WITH A BOOTY LIKE JELLO ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN ELEVEN TWELVE THIRTEEN FOURTEEN FIFTEEN SIXTEEN SEVENTEEN EIGHTEEN NINETEEN TWENTY TWENTY-ONE TWENTY-TWO TWENTY-THREE TWENTY-FOUR TWENTY-FIVE TWENTY-SIX TWENTY-SEVEN TWENTY-EIGHT TWENTY-NINE THIRTY THIRTY-ONE THIRTY-TWO THIRTY-THREE THIRTY-FOUR THIRTY-FIVE THIRTY-SIX THIRTY-SEVEN THIRTY-EIGHT THIRTY-NINE FORTY FORTY-ONE FORTY-TWO FORTY-THREE FORTY-FOUR FORTY-FIVE FORTY-SIX FORTY-SEVEN FORTY-EIGHT FORTY-NINE FIFTY FIFTY-ONE FIFTY-TWO FIFTY-THREE FIFTY-FOUR FIFTY-FIVE FIFTY-SIX FIFTY-SEVEN FIFTY-EIGHT FIFTY-NINE SIXTY SIXTY-ONE SIXTY-TWO SIXTY-THREE SIXTY-FOUR SIXTY-FIVE SIXTY-SIX SIXTY-SEVEN SIXTY-EIGHT SIXTY-NINE SEVENTY SEVENTY-ONE SEVENTY-TWO SEVENTY-THREE SEVENTY-FOUR SEVENTY-FIVE SEVENTY-SIX SEVENTY-SEVEN SEVENTY-EIGHT SEVENTY-NINE EIGHTY EIGHTY-ONE EIGHTY-TWO EIGHTY-THREE EIGHTY-FOUR EIGHTY-FIVE EIGHTY-SIX EIGHTY-SEVEN EIGHTY-EIGHT EIGHTY-NINE NINETY NINETY-ONE NINETY-TWO NINETY-THREE NINETY-FOUR NINETY-FIVE NINETY-SIX NINETY-SEVEN NINETY-EIGHT NINETY-NINE

AND I’M HERE TO STAY GET THIS MOTHER FUCKING DOG UP OUT OF MY WAY [WHITE NA$TY] ay yo white nasty whitest rapper out since childish gambino call me white shaquille o’neil i never hit my free throws hairs all wavy like it’s flowing in the breeze though and then the music stops and everyones like where the fuck’d the beat go knocks you out your seat though a vegetarian cuz I don’t eat no fucking meat no and if the cops are knocking down the door then I don’t motherfucking freeze though I’ll leave your face all scrunched up like you’re about to sneeze yo yo your indifference in the face of magnificence is sysiphusinan at best ay yo I’m reading franz kafka in a sundress you’re on the sigmund freud flow you’re repressed you’re on that sylvia plath flow you’re depressed weight loss eat less clean teeth use crest i digress get out my face with all that bullshit that you’re talking as awesome as fucking ostriches riding on fucking dolphins aquatic mammals like porpoises sadder than an orphanage money where your mouth is but that shit is disproportionate YO DR. A$$ I’M ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY AND THE WEED THOUGH CATCH ME IN THE STREETS I’M AIMING GUNS AT ALL YOUR PEOPLE I’M ALL UP IN YOUR FRIDGE I’LL STEAL YOUR FOOD JUST LIKE A SEAGULL SEE ME ON THE THRONE THEY SAY I’M LOOKING FUCKING REGAL BUT YAPPING ALL UP IN YOUR FACE JUST LIKE A BEAGLE EVIL BUT STILL I’LL SAVE THE WORLD LIKE STEVEN SEAGAL SNEAKING ROUND YOUR CRIB AND SMELLING BAD LIKE I’M A WEASEL MY CHAINS SO HEAVY THAT THEY SAID THAT SHIT’S ILLEGAL WHEN THEY TRY TO LIFT IT NEED A CRANE FOR THE UPHEAVAL WEIGHS SO MUCH YO IT’S NOT BECAUSE I’M FEEBLE WAS GONNA STEAL YOUR GIRL BUT YO SHE SMELLS LIKE STRAIGHT UP DIESEL THE WAY I EARNED MY WEALTH IS FUCKING STRAIGHT UP MEDIEVAL CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR LOOKING ALL CENTRIPETAL STACK MY PAPER UP UNTIL IT’S HIGHER THAN A STEEPLE STEALING ALL THE BIBLES IN THE FUCKING CATHEDRAL THINK THIS SHIT IS HOT THAN AY YO YOU SHOULD HEAR THE SEQUEL

BITCH I’M ON THAT MIAMI VICE SHIT THAT PUTTING YOU ON ICE SHIT THAT MOTHA FUCKA WHO WAS IT THAT TOLD YOU I WAS NICE SHIT IT’S ME DR ASS IF I LIKE IT IMMA WIFE IT NOT SCARED OF COMMITMENT YO I’M IN THIS SHIT FOR LIFE BITCH CUBA LIBRA OUT MY PIMP CUP CHILLING AT SOUTH BEACH WITH YOUR GIRL BUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING KIDS SUCK IT’S OK SHE GOT THE THICK BUTT NONE OF THAT SHIT RHYMED BUT THAT’S JUST FINE CUZ I JUST DID A BUMP SO WHAT YOU WANNA DO WRAPPED WEED IN A CUBAN SMOKE A BLUNT OR TWO GOT MY SUIT ON COLOR OF HONEYDEW GOTTA KEEP THE MULLET TIGHT USING MOTHER FUCKING NEON COLORED SHAMPOO DIVING IN THE WATER LIKE I’M SHAMOO KEITH HERNANDEZ GOT THE STACHE ON THE AVENUE IN THE CLUB WITH YOUR DAD AND YOUR BROTHER PLAYING CLUE AFTER THAT LEAVE THE CRIB HAVE A BARBECUE SO HOT IT’S KNOWN ALL OVER FLORIDA ONCE SOLD DRUGS TO AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA GOT TWO GIRLS AND THEY’RE BOTH NAMED GLORIA I’M IN IT FOR THE MONEY THE DRUGS THE GIRLS AND THE GLORY-UH GET A LOT OF FAINMAIL I LOOK LIKE JOHN STAMOS CHILLING IN THE CLUB MUNCHING ON SOME FAMOUS AMOS FUCK WITH DR. A$$ GET A SWIFT PUNCH TO THE ANUS IF I WAS A SAILOR I WOULD CHANGE MY NAME TO SEAMUS GET A LOT OF FANMAIL I LOOK LIKE JAMES CAAN BEAT UP ALL THE CRONIES YEAH I LOOK LIKE JAMES BOND WALKED IN THE CLUB GRABBED YOUR GIRL AND NOW WE’RE GONE SHE WHISPERED IN MY EAR THAT I’M THE ONLY JUAN GET A LOT OF FANMAIL CUZ I LIKE DON JOHNSON DJ BUTTSTUFF ON THE BEAT AND HE LOOKS LIKE MARK RONSON DO SO MANY DRUGS THAT YOU’D THINK I’M HUNTER THOMPSON GOT A PHD IN SAILING YEAH YOU KNOW THAT I’M A YACHTSMAN GET A LOT OF FAINMAIL CUZ I LOOK LIKE DYLAN THOMAS GO INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT AND I’M WEARING MY PAJAMAS TOO TIRED FOR THE CLUB SO I’M WATCHING MELODRAMAS YOUR MOM SAID I’M LAZY BUT I SHOW A LOT OF PROMISE

[[DR. A$$]] USED TO BE A MOTORCYCLE BOY NOW I’M A MOTORCYCLE MAN CRUISIN CROSS THE U A$$ A AS MUCH AS I CAN CHILLING OUT BY THE DUMPSTER GETTING HIGH WITH MY FANS FINNA HIT THE CLUB WITH MY BIG BIG GRANDS ON THE REAL THO THANK YOU ALL FOR PEEPING MY SHIT SORRY THAT I STOLE YOUR GIRL WHEN I WAS PLAYING THE HITS BUT I’M NOT SORRY FOR THE CRIMES I COMMITS I SPIT SOME RHYMES, I FLASH MY CHAIN, THEN I’M CALLING IT QUITS MAN I GET A LOT OF FANMAIL CUZ I LOOKS LIKE EZRA POUND RIDING ON MY RASCAL WHEN I NEEDS TO GETS AROUND SITTING AT THE BURGER KING I’M WAITING TO BE CROWNED TOLD YOUR GIRL I’D BE THERE FOR THE ULTRASOUND BUT I DON’T REALLY WANNA FUCKING BE TIED DOWN WHICH IS PRETTY ROUGH CUZ I GOT KIDS ALL OVER TOWN WHEN I SAW YOUR MAN HE WAS WEARING A FROWN SHOWED UP, DID MY THANG, AND NOW HE LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN [[DJ BUTTSTUFF]] USED TO BE A PET SOUNDS BOY NOW I’M A PET SOUNDS MAN DRINKING PBR DRIVIN’ THRU IN MY MINI-VAN WENT OUT FOR A SECOND AND I GOT A TAN SWEAT A GALLON ON MY VINTAGE-STYLE RAY BANS YOU KNOW I’M IN THE STUDIO I LOOK LIKE MARCO RUBIO I LOOK LIKE MARC RONSON, DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW YOU KNOW? IF YOU COME AROUND YOU KNOW I’LL BUMP SOME BEACH BOYS IF YOU COME AROUND I’LL SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE NOISE. CATCH ME AT GUITAR CENTER SMASHING ON THE DRUMS. I RECORDED ALL MY ALBUMS IN A PAC SUN. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR AWARDS, I AIN’T GOT ONE. MY JAMS ARE TOO UNDERGROUND, LIKE TONY HAWK’S SON STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM AND NOW I’M STILL HERE CHILLING IN THE BASEMENT, MAKING MY CAREER
 DIGGING THROUGH BINS I GOT THE MUSIC OF THE YEAR 
PET SOUNDS IS THE BEST ALBUM IN THE HISTORY OF RECORDED MUSIC. [[WHITE NA$TY]] USED TO BE A SMALL, WHITE BOY NOW I’M A SMALL, WHITE MAN CATCH ME IN THE SPOT IN A MID-SIZED SEDAN CAN’T FINISH MY MEAL IT’S IN A WRAP OF SARAN I DON’T OWN A BED I’M SLEEPING ON A DIVAN WHITE AL GREEN WHITE MEAN JOE GREENE IN YOUR LIMOUSINE DEDICATE THIS VERSE TO ALL OF THE TWEENS TRYNA GET BY WEARING TIGHT ASS JEANS CATCH ME IN YOUR REGION READING RANDOM WIKIPEDIA BIG SHOUTS TO THE PLAYAS MAJORING IN MULTIMEDIA ART IS AN IMPORTANT COMPONENT OF ACADEMIA THE BEAT IS SO SICK THAT IT GAVE ME HEMOPHILIA PRETTY SHORT BUT I COULD BE SHORTER CHILLING WITH JASON STATHAM AKA THE TRANSPORTER BOUGHT A COMBO VHS/DVD RECORDER ART VANDALAY IMPORTER EXPORTER [[LITTLE D’WAYNE]] USED TO BE A LITTLE D’WAYNE NOW I’M A LITTLE D’WANN
 MONEY MONEY MONEY THAT’S HOW IT BEGAN EATING RAVIOLI STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CAN NOW WE GOT THE FRIES AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND

 WHEN I GOT TWENTY DOLLARS BOUGHT A LAB DOGGY WHEN I GOT THIRTY DOLLARS BOUGHT A SAD HOGGY WHEN I GOT FORTY DOLLARS BOUGHT A BAD FROGGY NOW ALL I GOT IS FRIES, AND THEY’RE ALL REALLY SOGGY CATCH ME AT THE WALMART I’M SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR I USED THE BE RICH BUT THEN I GOT POOR AND EVERY OTHER WEEKEND I AM WAITING AT YOUR DOOR CUZ 
I KNOW THE WAY YOU BUDGET GIRL AND THAT’S YOUR ALLURE. LI’L WAYNE SUCKS CUZ HE SOUNDS LIKE A TRAIN LI’L WAYNE SUCKS CUZ HE STOLE MY FUCKING NAME LI’L WAYNE SUCKS CUZ HE DIDN’T TAKE THE BLAME WHEN WE GOT CAUGHT DEFLATING BALLS AT THE PATS GAME
 [[DR. RO-BUTT-NIK]] I’M LOOKING FOR THE MAN IN THE MIRROR I’M ASKING HIM TO CHANGE HIS WAYS I’M LOOKING FOR THE MAN IN THE MIRROR IF YOU WANT THE MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE TAKE A LOOK AT MY GRANDS/PANTS AND MAKE A CHANGE I’M LOOKING FOR THE MAN IN THE MIRROR I’M ASKING HIM TO CHANGE HIS WAYS I’M LOOKING FOR THE MAN IN THE MIRROR IF YOU WANNA ORDER ME SOME CHICKEN WINGS THEN TAKE THE CASH AND KEEP THE CHANGE [[NOIZE BOYZ]] [[DOM “DELI” LUIS]] USED TO BE A COLD CUT BOY NOW I’M A COLD CUT MAN CATCH ME IN THE DELI WHENEVER I CAN HAM, CHICKEN, SALAMI, EVEN TURKEY MAN MAKING SANDWICHES IS PART OF GOD’S PLAN [[SNEEZY STEVSIE]] USED TO BE AN ALLERGEN BOY NOW I'M AN ADDERALL MAN EAT A LOT OF POLLEN TO PROTECT MY GLANDS KNEES SO WEAK I CAN HARDLY STAND CAN'T EAT SKIPPY, JIF, OR EVEN PETER PAN NOW I HAVE TO BRING TISSUES WHEREVER I GO CAUSE A MASS PANIC WHEN I BLOW MY NOSE CUZ IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF ATOMIC BLOW AND YOU BETTER KNOW THAT I BELIEVE IN GHOSTS [[YUNG WHEEZLE]] USED TO BE A PILE OF DUST NOW I’M A PILE OF SAND SPRINKLE SAWDUST ON MY FOOD, YOU KNOW IT’S TASTING BLAND SPEAK SO SOFTLY THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS WHEN I CROSS THE STREET I BLOW AWAY IN THE WAAND