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2 $HORT 2 BALL 2 OLD 2 ROCK + ROLL

by Dr. A$$

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1.
I Got A Lil Change In My Pocket 02:38
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GOT A LIL CHANGE IN MY POCKET YOU KNOW I’M TRYNA SPEND IT ON A GOLD CHAIN AND A LOCKET WHEN IM AT YOUR DOOR YOU BETTER LOCK IT WHEN I’M ROUND YOUR SHIT YOU BETTER WATCH IT BUT RIGHT NOW CHUMP CHANGE TO ME LIKE A COUPLE THOUSAND HUNDRED GS STACKS SO BIG NO WONDER PEOPLE FUCK WITH ME SHIT SO WAVY LIKE ITS FLOWING IN THE SUMMER BREEZE BUT I CAN FUCKING BREATH I USED TO FUCKING WHEEZE FROM HUSTLING SO DAMN HARD NOW I GOT FUCKING STEEZE IM ICY MAN ALL YOU CAN FUCKING FREEZE HEAR THE RATTLING YOU KNOW ITS ME I’LL STEAL YOUR GEMS JEWELS ICE BLING RINGS AND DIAMONDS I VERY RARELY TELL THE TRUTH I AM PROLLY LYING WHEN I SELL ENOUGH HARD DRUGS IM RESUPPLYING BY STEALING FROM OTHER DEALERS LEAVE EM CRYING WHEN IT COMES TO MY SINS NEVER RECTIFYING PRAYING TO THE BABY JESUS THAT I’M NEVER DYING THE WAY I LIVE MAN, ITS HORRIFYING THE LIFE OF CRIME MAN, I’M GLORYFYING
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2 Short 2 Ball 2 Old 2 Rock + Roll (feat. Little D'Wayne) 03:21
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TOO SHORT TO BALL TOO OLD TO ROCK AND ROLL BUT I WAS BORN TO DO IT I CAN FEEL IT IN MY SOUL AND I AIN’T EVER STOPPING MAN I GOT SO MUCH GALL BEAT SO FAT CLOG IT UP, CHOLESTEROL DUE TO MY STATURE I AM TERRIBLE AT DUNKING BUT WHEN IT COMES TO SHOOTING MOVES I AM REALLY STUNNING DJ BUTTSTUFF ON THE COURT LOOK AT YOUR GIRL SHES BLUSHING DRIBBLE ONE HAND IN THE OTHER PAPER CLUTCHING WHEN IM ON THE MIC TRANSCENDENCE MAN I’M SPITTING ON TOP OF THE RAP GAME YOU CAN FIND ME SITTING HUSTLE EVERY DAY YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME QUITTING BALL JUST AS HARD AS MY HEIGHTS PERMITTING EATING DINNER WITH UR MOM AND UR SISTER BUMPING CARELESS WHISPER PLEASE REFER TO ME AS DR AND NOT MR TWIST BLUNTS SO FAT YOU CAN CALL ME TWISTER BUMP IT SO LOUND OUT YOUR TRANSISTOR RADIO THERE HE GO ON THAT FUCKING GRIND AGAIN BOUT TO GO HOME COUNT MY PAPER CHUG A HEINEKEN PRISTINE CLOTHES BOUGHT THEM STRAIGHT OFF THE MANNEQUIN COMING UP FROM UNDER LIKE A GOD DAMN LEVIATHAN
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My Chainz 2 Heavy I'm Pretty Scrawny Playa 02:33
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MY CHAINS TOO HEAVY, I’M A PRETTY SCRAWNY PLAYA CANT HOLD MY HEAD UP, EVEN ASK MY NEIGHBOR GOT THE FUCKING PAPER, NEED AN ELEVATOR TO CARRY MY CHAIN I COULDN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT WEIGHS MEASURE MY CHAIN IN NOT METRIC OR OUNCES IF YOU ASK ME WHAT IT WAYS ID SAY ITS IN THE THOUSANDS MAKES ALL OF THE LADIES WANT TO LET ME IN THEIR BLOUSES WHEN I MAKE IT RAIN YOU WOULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS A FOUNTAIN I JUST WANT TO KICK IT COUNT MY PAPER WEIGH MY CHAINS SELL A LOT OF DRUGS SMOKE WEED GET INSANE CLAIM IT ON MY TAXES MAN I’M MOVING THAT COCAINE CATCH ME HEAD LOW CHAIN SWINGING SIPPING CHAMPAIGN GOT A SCRAWNY NECK BUT IM FINNA HIT THE GYM FUCK WITH DR ASS MAN YOUR FUTURES LOOKING KIND OF GRIM ALL IM GONNA SAY IS I HOPE THAT YOU CAN SWIM THROW YOU IN THE RIVER MAN AND TIE MY CHAIN AROUND YOUR LIMB CAN’T TAKE MY CHAIN OFF IT MAKES ME LOOK TOO FLY WHEN I CLEAN IT OFF I DIMINISH THE WATER SUPPLY WEIGHS ABOUT A HUDRED MAN I AINT GONNA LIE COST ABOUT A MILLION MAN COULDN’T TELL YOU WHY
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Thinkin Bout The Ladies 03:09
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I WAS THINKING BOUT THE LADIES THE BITCHES THE REASON WHY I’M STEALING ALL YOUR RICHES BUT DONT TELL EM BECAUSE SNITCHES GET STITCHES CUT OFF LIKE LIGHT SWITCHES OR THROWN IN DITCHES I’M ENCHANTED MAN THEY ALL MUST BE WITCHES CALL YOUR GIRL ON THE PHONE I’M IN YOUR AREA DR ASS WITH THE LADIES CAUSING MASS HYSTERIA THE WAY I SHOOT MOVES IS SO SICK I GOT MALARIA ENOUGH MONEY TO LAST A WHOLE DAMN MILLENNIA WHO THE FUCK SAID DR ASS IS BAD WITH THE WOMEN CUZ THEY DON’T SEEM TO THINK SO WHEN I’M LAYING IN THE LINENS COME OUT THREE DAYS LATER AS IF CHRIST HAS ARISEN PLUS ON TOP OF THAT A MAD SKILLED RHETORICIAN YOUR GIRL SAID DR ASS YOU ARE SO FANTASTIC AND I DON’T REALL THINK THAT SHE WAS BEING SARCASTIC BECAUSE IF SHE WAS SHE WOULD BE ICONOCLASTIC THE WAY I’M SO WAVY WOULD HAVE SWORN I’M MADE OF PLASTIC ELASTIC FLOW PAPER STACKS ARE SO GIGANTIC IF YOU TRY AND TOUCH IT THINGS ARE GONNA GET DRASTIC FINNA GET MY PUMP ON FUCK BEING BOMBASTIC THINKING BOUT THE LADIES AND I GET ENTHUSIASTIC
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Can't Find The TV Remote And Now I'm Pissed Off 02:24
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CAN’T FIND THE TV REMOTE AND NOW I’M PISSED OFF COME AT ME ABOUT NOW GET YOUR WHIP TOSSED OR GET YOUR ASS BOSSED I’M TRYNA MAKE SAUCE DONT USE MY FISTS, GET THE POINT ACROSS I JUST WANNA KICK IT ON THE COUCH WATCHING SPONGEBOB NOT MAD MEN OR BREAKING BAD CUZ IM NOT A SNOB THROWING FASTBALLS CURVE BALLS BUT NO NO LOB COULDNT HIT OFF ME IM CLEAN MAN NOT A SLOB IMMACULATE WHEN IM ON THE FUCKING JOB DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE OPEN UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET ROBBED DR ASS NASTY ROLLING WITH THE FUCKING MOB CAN’T FIND THE TV REMOTE AND NOW I’M PISSED OFF COME AT ME ABOUT NOW GET YOUR WHIP TOSSED OR GET YOUR ASS BOSSED I’M TRYNA MAKE SAUCE DONT USE MY FISTS, GET THE POINT ACROSS WATCHING FOOD NETWORK CARTOON NETWORK HG NETWORK VG NETWORK PREMIUM GUESSWORK DR ASS BERSERK HUSTLE HARD OVERWORKED GOT MONEY THATS A PERK NOW YOU CATCH ME IN THE CLUB DANCING DO THE TWERK MET YOUR BOYFRIEND HES MEAN GIRL HES A JERK
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How Many Times I Have 2 Tell U I'm A Threat 02:28
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HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO TELL YOU I’M A THREAT YOUR GIRL LOVE ME SHE LET ME TOUCH HER BREAST DON’T NEED TO PASS A TEST I KNOW THAT I’M THE BEST PAPER STACKED HIGH TO THE CEILING WHERE THE FAN IS HATERS CANT STAND IT THEY WANT TO BAN THIS IM BACKSTAGE LIKE WHERE THE BAND IS IM IN YOUR POCKETS LIKE WHERE YOUR HAND IS BAND AIDS KEEP EM FOR WHEN I BREAK YOUR DAMN WRIST AT THE END CATCH ME DIPPING OUT LIKE RANCH IS RAP GAME WONDERLAND IS WHERE YOUR MAN IS LET ME TAKE YOU BACK SHOW YOU WHAT GRAND IS WHEN I PUNCH YOU OUT I BET YOU’LL BE EMBARRASSED IF I WAS A STEAK YOU KNOW I’D BE THE RAREST SO MUCH SKILL I HAVE NO IMPAIRMENT SQUALKING ALL IN MY HEAR LIKE A FUCKING PARROT TAKE A FUCKING PICTURE OF YOUR MAN YOU WANT TO SHARE IT SPITTING OUT YOUR MOUTH LIKE THE DENTIST AUTODIDACTIC I AM NOT APPRENTICED STORM ALL NIGHT LIKE I AM THE FUCKING TEMPEST
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Ford Chevy Silverado 02:19
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FORD CHEVY SILVERADO MAKING PAPER THATS THE MOTTO GREEN LIKE AN AVOCADO LOOKING LIKE A DESPERADO PUNCH YOU QUICK LIKE STACCATO I AINT SCARED MAD BRAVADO I LOVE MY SILVERADO WHEN IT COMES TO MY CAR PEOPLE SAY IT SUCKS THEY JUST CAN’T STAND A LITTLE BIT OF RUST COME FIGHT ME BRO I’M LIKE THE MIGHTY DUCKS IM EATING HOCKEY PUCKS AS IN I GIVE NO FUCKS GOT FOUR SEATS BUT ONE HAS A STAIN ON IT WHEN I SEE YOUR GIRL I MAKE IT RAIN ON IT I BRING THE PAIN ON IT INSANE ON IT SPIT GAME ON IT FLASH MY CHAIN ON IT PEDAL TO THE FLOOR I CAN GO ABOUT ABOUT SIXTY FIVE TAKE HER OUT ON THE FREE WAY SHE REALLY FLIES WHEN I’M IN MY CHEVY I FEEL LIKE I CAN TOUCH THE SKIES DREAMING BOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND ONE TIME I TOUCHED HER THIGHS DON’T FUCK WITH MY WHIP THAT’D BE UNWISE GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY I CAN SHOW YOU WHAT IT REALLY BUYS GOLD CHAINS SPINNING RIMS LOTS OF WEED GREAT HIGHS TOO MUCH SHIT MAN I CANT EVEN SUMMARIZE
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I Found A Pair Of Pants [2] Out Back By The Dumpster 03:31
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FOUND A PAIR OF PANTS OUT BACK BY THE DUMPSTER IF I DIDN’T TAKE EM THEN I WOULD HAVE BEEN A SUCKER FITTIN REAL SMOOTH ON MY LEGS LIKE BUTTER DON’T BE THINKING I AIN’T GONNA BRING THE THUNDER IM SAVING LOTS OF MONEY DR ASS IS REALLY THRIFTY I SAY BORROW SOME SAY STEALING MAYBE SHIFTY GOT MY PANTS FOR FREE YALL PROLLY PAID LIKE FIFTY BUT YOU CAN’T DENY DR ASS IS LOOKING NIFTY BUT IMMA TAKE THE SAVINGS SPEND THAT SHIT ON PILES OF DRUGS PAY MY CREW MY HOMIES ALL OF THEM ARE THUGS COME AROUND HERE I’LL BE POPPING OFF SOME SLUGS CHILLIN GETTIN DIRTY LOOKING LIKE SCRUBS DR ASS IS CLEANING UP ESPECIALLY WITH THE WOMEN PEOPLE ALWAYS NOTICE WHEN I WALK UP IN THE BUILDING LOOKING REALLY GOOD MAN TELL ME HOW YOU’RE FEELING STACK MY PAPER SO HIGH UP THE CEILING IF YOU CAN’T BELIEVE IT THIS IS REALLY WHAT YOU’RE HEARING DR ASS AND DJ BUTTSTUFF WE AINT EVER CEASING WE ARE REALLY COLD MAN WE ARE SO UNFEELING ICE ON MY WRIST BLING COMES FROM FUCKING STEALING
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Public Service Announcement Like Jay Z 02:38
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT LIKE JAY Z PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT LIKE JAY Z IF YOU HAVEN’T HEARD IT DR ASS IS VERY WAVY IF YOU HAVEN’T HEARD IT DR ASS IS VERY WAVY MAN I’M SUPER TAN AS IN VERY TAN YOUR GIRL CALLS ME SUPER MAN A BUSINESS MAN BUT I DONT HAVE A BUSINESS PLAN I JUST SNEAK UP BEHIND YOU AND I’LL SMACK YOU WITH A FRYING PAN CATCH ME AT THE POST OFFICE SENDING YOUR GIRL A TELEGRAM BEGAN AS A HUSTLER WITH VERY LITTLE CLOUT NOW EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW WHAT DR ASS ABOUT IS HE THE BEST? I CAN SAY WITHOUT A DOUBT HE’S YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER YOU CAN’T DO WITHOUT I WILL HAVE IT ALL YOU KNOW I WILL NOT BE DENIED AT MY SIDE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND LOOKING SATISFIED WHILE YOU CRIED IN YOUR MINIVAN WE WERE GOING WORLDWIDE DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU MAN IT’S NOT UNJUSTIFIED GOLD CHAINS ESQUIRE MAGAZINE CIGARS GOT A LOT OF CASH SPITTING A COUPLE BARS GOT MY CHEVY SILVERADO I DON’T NEED YOUR FAST CARS NEED TO LEARN BOUT BUSINESS CONSIDER THESE YOUR SEMINARS
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I Have Money But I Can Alway$ Use More 01:59
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I HAVE A MONEY BUT I CAN ALWAYS USE MORE YOU KNOW I HAVE MONEY BUT I CAN ALWAYS USE MORE YOU KNOW YOUR BOY SO ICY IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE YOU KNOW I STACK THAT PAPER AND I’M STORING IT OFFSHORE YOU KNOW I’M SO HUNGRY THEY CALL ME A CARNIVORE RESPECT THE POLICE CUZ I DON’T WANT TO GET ARRESTED RESPECT THE HUSTLERS CUZ I DON’T WANT TO BE DETESTED WHAT ABOUT DR ASS HE’S LOOKING GOOD BARREL CHESTED WHEN I’M ON THE MIC THE BEAT IS GETTING STRAIGHT MOLESTED NEVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE I’VE REGRETTED YOU KNOW I’VE BALLED I’VE ROCKED I’VE ROLLED COLLECTED AND I’VE SWEATED TRYING TO GET THAT PAPER LEAVE YOUR HOMIES DEJECTED ALL I DO IS KICK IT ON THE MIC AND GET RESPECTED MY LIFESTYLE IS WICKED I’M KICKING IT KNOWN FOR GLUTTONY YOU KNOW DR ASS ISN’T EXERCISING SUBTLETY ASK ME FOR ADVICE IMMA CHARGE YOU A DAMN CONSULTANT FEE THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME THEN GO AHEAD AND JUST COME AT ME ULUCKILY FOR YOU I GOT A PHD IN MUSKETRY IM PULLING MY GUNS OUT AND I’M LEAVING THE STREETS TRIUMPHANTLY PIN IT ON YOUR GIRL AND SHE LEAVE IN POLICE CUSTODY BAIL HER OUT LATER AND SHE LOOKS AT ME SO LUSTILY
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Going On A Picnic 02:37
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GOING ON A PICNIC SHOWED YOUR GIRL MY TAPE SHE SAID IT SOUNDS SICK YOU’RE PROBABLY A DIRTY BOLSHEVIK U A$$ A ALL DAY THE SAY I’M SOUNDING SLICK TRYNA KEEP IT LIGHT TO SHOW I’M NOT SO PESSIMISTIC HARD BOILED EGGS PACKED UP IN A BASKET FUCK WITH DR ASS YOU’LL BE LEAVING IN A CASKET IF I’M SOUNDING COLD YOU MIGHT WANT TO GRAB A JACKET BITCH I SEEM HARD LIKE I’M CARVED OUT OF GRANITE I’M OUT OF THIS PLANET SEE ME ROLLING IN THE SILVERADO I’M ELABORATE GOING ON A PICNIC I GOT OFF ON A TANGENT GOING ON A PICNIC TO ENJOY THE PRETTY SCENERY LAYING ON THE LAWN SMOKING WEED ACTING LEISURLY YOU KNOW I NEED A BREAK FROM COMMITTING SUCH ACTS OF THIEVERY BLOWING CLOUDS OF SMOKE LIKE I WAS A PIECE OF MACHINERY MOST OF THIS I FREESTYLED OFF THE DOME HIT YOUR GIRL UP ON MY TELEPHONE CALL YOUR MOM UP SO SHE KNOWS YOU’RE HOME MAN I’M SOUNDING GOOD WHEN I’M IN THE ZONE
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Thanks For All The $tuff, I Ain't Gonna Give It Back 02:20
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THANKS FOR ALL THE STUFF, I AIN’T GONNA GIVE IT BACK A MANIAC YOU SEE IT IN MY ZODIAC WORDY AS A PAPERBACK PAPER STACK MEGALOMANIAC THROWING LIKE A QUARTERBACK NO FLAK ON THE TRACK GIVE ME ALL YOUR PAPER THROW IT IN THE AIR SMOKE A LIL VAPOR BLOW IT EVERYWHERE SOLVE A LITTLE CAPER BUMP A LIL FLAIR CLIMB A SKYSCRAPER LIVING ON A PRAYER CALL ME DR ASS BABY PHD IN HUSTLING HOW I GOT MY MONEY BABY REALLY ISN’T PUZZLING EVERY TRACK IM MAKING PAPER STACKS ARE DOUBLING WHEN IM ON THE MIC EMPIRES ARE CRUMBLING FUMBLING BUMBLING COULDN’T CATCH ME MUMBLING MAKING TRACKS WITH DR ASS ISN’T REALLY HUMBLING COULDN’T CATCH ME IN THE CLUB LOOKING REALLY CLEAN COULDN’T CATCH ROCKING DIAMONDS LOOKING REALLY MEAN COULDN’T CATCH ME WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND SIPPIN ON THAT LEAN COULDN’T CATCH ME ANYWHERE I AM UNSEEN BUT REALLY IM JUST TRYNA FILL MY STOMACH EAT SOME SALTEENS FOURTEEN WOMEN ON MY ARMS THEY REALLY LOVE ME BOUNCIN IN THE SILVERADO FILL IT UP WITH GASOLINE GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY MAN AND GET OUT OF MY LIMOUSINE

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released April 20, 2013

Produced by DJ Buttstuff
Recorded at Majestic Basement Mountain Studios

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Pays-You-In-Fries Records bring you the cutting edge of rap/hip-hop/r&b on the scene today. Home to the world-renowned $$$ Crew, PYIF releases the jams of White Na$ty, Little D'Wayne, Dr. A$$, Dr. Ro-butt-nik, Dom "Deli" Louise, $aint $axo, and many more. ... more

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