I’M PICKING UP SOME FRIES AT THE WENDY’S
AND ALL BECAUSE THOSE BASTARDS AT MY LABEL WON’T PAY ME
YEAH I SEE YOU DOG, YOU’RE A BIG FUCKING BABY
GOT YOUR GIRL ON THE PHONE AND I THINK SHE WANT TO LAY ME
PRETTY GOOD AT POKER IF YOU BITCHES WANNA PLAY ME
IF I WAS A DRAGON YOU COULD NEVER EVER SLAY ME
SHINING LIKE THE SUN EVEN IF I’M LOOKING PASTY
WHEN I MAKE DECISIONS THEN YOU KNOW I MAKE EM HASTY
PIZZA IN BED YEAH YOU KNOW HOW I LIVE MY LIFE
DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT ASKING ME FOR A SLICE
EVERY SINGLE WOMAN IN THE WORLD SAID SHE WOULD BE MY WIFE
COMING UP TO DR. ASS IS RISKY MAN JUST ROLL THE DICE

BITCH I’M TOO FLY
COME ON GET LOW
I GET TOO HIGH
I’M MOVING TOO SLOW
CUZ DR. A$$ IS CHILLING IN THE CLUB AND DOING INTERVIEWS
ASK ME IF I’M TIRED BUT I NEVER TAKE AN INTERLUDE
SOARING OVER WATER WHILE I’M RIDING IN AN INNERTUBE
STAY SO ICY LIKE IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE WINTER DUDE

SO HOT I BRING A HURRICANE TO CANADA
WALK UP IN A STORE AND GET PROMOTED TO THE MANAGER
SHOW MY GIRL TO YOU BUT I DON’T THINK YOU COULD HANDLE HER
DON’T GIVE A FUCK I’M WEARING SOCKS ON TOP OF SANDLES BRUH

TOILET MADE OF GOLD
PANTS MADE OF GOLD
TEETH MADE OF GOLD
SOCKS MADE OF GOLD
MIGHT BE TOO SHORT TO BALL BUT NEVER TOO OLD
MY BATHROOM IS SPOTLESS YOU’LL NEVER FIND MOLD

PHD IN BREAKING DOWN THE WEED, CATCH ME SMOKING IT
IT ISN’T VERY LIKELY THAT YOU’LL EVER CATCH ME JOKING
IT’S ME DR. ASS IF IT’S WEIRD YOU’LL CATCH ME POKING IT
DID I MENTION IF YOU CATCH ME ROUND THAT PURP YOU’LL CATCH ME TOKING IT


DR. ASS EATING FRIES FROM A DUMPSTER DIVE
PAUSE A LOT OF CHUMPS THOUGHT THAT I DIED BUT I’M STILL ALIVE
THOUGHT I HAD A RASH, ITWASANINFECTION THAT’S WHAT THEY DERIVED
ANY SITUATION THAT YOU PUT ME IN I WILL SURVIVE

SELF DIAGNOSIS GOT A SODIUM DEFICIENCY
WHEN I’M ON THE MIC CATCH ME RHYMING SHIT EFFICIENTLY
PROFICIENT AT PRO FISHIN’ PROFICIENTLY
IF YOU’RE HUNGRY COME EAT A KNISH WITH ME
PRETTY HEAVY ON THE GOLD CALL ME MR. T
RIDING ALL ROUND IN MY VAN SOLVIN MYSTERIES
PRETTY SPOOKY BUT I’M ALSO TERRIBLE AT HISTORY
NEVER LEARN MY LESSON AND IT ALWAYS ENDS IN INJURY

ALWAYS PAY FULL PRICE I NEVER USE A COUPON
SEE ME IN THE KITCHEN THEN YOU KNOW THE FUCKING SOUP’S ON
SLATHER FOOD IN GRAVY, MAYONNAISE, AND GREY POUPON
CHEVY SILVERADO AND YOU KNOW IT’S A COUP SON

ONLY EAT FRIES THAT ARE STRAIGHT FROM THE LABORATORY
LOVE EM SO MUCH EVEN EAT EM IN THE LAVATORY
AS FOR DR. RO-BUTT-NIK NOW THAT’S A MUCH SADDER STORY
I BET YOU I COULD EVEN BEAT HIM AT A GAME OF SCATAGORIES

PAUSE GMO STANDS FOR GREAT MUNCHY ONIONS
ONION FLAVOR CHEESE FLAVOR CHEETO FLAVORED FUNIONS
WHERE I KEEP MY MONEY, WELL IT’S LOCKED DOWN IN DUNGEONS
FUCK WITH DR. ASS THAT’LL LEAD TO REPRECUSSIONS