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I'M BACK (APPLEBEEZ)
04:52
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I’M TRYING TO GET A JOB AT THE APPLEBEES
BUT MY APPLICATION GOT DENIED I’VE GOT TOO MUCH STEEZ
NOW ALL THE WOMEN AND THE CHILDREN WANNA FOLLOW ME
GONNA HAVE TO BACK THAT UP I’M OUT HERE WRITING SYMPHONIES
DR. A$$ OUT THE PEN I’M TRYING TO LIVE THE SIMPLE LIFE
NOT THE KIND OF PLAYA THAT CAN JUST KEEP ONE WIFE
EVERY TIME I TRY TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE IT ONLY ENDS IN STRIFE
FEELING ON MY MONEY IN THE OTHER HAND I’LL FLIP MY KNIFE
PUTTING APPLICATIONS FOR A JOB IN ALL OVER TOWN
MY EXPERIENCES BALLIN ARE ENOUGH FOR ME TO WEAR A CROWN
BUT EVERYWHERE I GO THE MANAGER’S ARE TRYING TO TURN ME DOWN
SO I PULL HIS PANTS OFF AND MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE HE’S A STUPID CLOWN
APPLIED AT THE GAS STATION BUT THAT WAS TOO MUCH WORK
DID A COUPLE HOURS AT THE MATTRESS STORE BUT EVERYBODY WAS A JERK
I’M OUT HERE HUSTLING ENOUGH TO MAKE A HATER GO BESERK
LISTED MY HISTORY SELLING DRUGS AS A SALESCLERK
I’M RUNNING I’M HUSTLING I’M FIGHTING I’M STEALING I’M WINNING ALL THE LADIES HEARTS
I’M TALKING EVERY WOMAN AWAY FROM THEIR COUNTERPARTS
PIMPING IS THE JOB FOR ME I’M HAULING MONEY OFF IN CARTS
THE AMOUNT OF HITS I MAKE IS TOO MANY MAN IT’S OFF THE CHARTS
WHEN I WAS LOCKED UP I’LL KILLED A HUNDRED MEN
THEY TOLD ME THEY’D NEVER HAD A MAN AS TOUGH AS ME IN THE PEN
WHEN I WOULD SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY I DIDN’T FUCKING KNOW WHEN
BUT I COULDN’T WAIT TO GET BACK TO THE STREETS AND HUSTLE ONCE AGAIN
A TRAGEDY, A BLASPHEMY, NOW FUCKING LOOK OUT FOR ME
DR. ROBUTNIK I DON’T CARE IF HE’S AFTER ME
WHEN IT COMES TO FIGHTING HE’S GOT THE MOVE’S LIKE A BUMBLEBEE
DR. ASS HAS THE POWER TO DO DAMAGE COLOSSALLY
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$P00KY $KELLYZ
03:26
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I’LL SNORT YOUR GRANDFATHER’S ASHES
STRAIGHT POSTED OUT WHEREVER THE CASH IS
SEE ME GLIDING THROUGH THE NIGHT EVERLASTING
WASTED FUCKING GUNNING FOR THE THRONE GAIUS CAISSIUS
CATCH ME LIQUORED TWISTING STICKY IN YOUR AREA
RATTLE WHEN I WALK AND FUCKING BREATHE LIKE SCARY SKELLIES HUH?
WHEN I DIE I’LL HAUNT YOUR FAMILY FOR MILLENNIA
EITHER THAT OR BITE ALL AT YOUR ANKLES LIKE A TERRIER
A TERROR SEVER YOUR HEAD DOWN IN MY CELLAR
RUN FOR SHELTER FUCKING ACID RAIN GRAB AN UMBRELLA
HAVE YOU REACHING UP TOWARDS THE SKY LIKE AN ANTENNA
DR. ASS A REAL KILLER, A BOTTOM DWELLER
THRILLING I’M KILLING THIS SHIT WHAT IT IS I DON’T FUCKING KNOW
RUNNING AROUND IN THE STREETS IN THE DARKNESS SO YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKING GLOW
ONCE I’VE GOT YOU CAPTURED THEN I’LL NEVER LET YOU FUCKING GO
LEAVING NO PRISONERS ALIVE THEY CAN’T KEEP UP WITH MY FUCKING FLOW
BITCH I’M A KILLER I’M MAKING NO FILLER I’M DRIVING AROUND AND LISTENING TO THRILLER BELOW
APROPOS POLITICO
SHIT, YOU KNOW
I’M A BASTARD, STEALING PANTS FROM THE DEPARTMENT STORE
EVERY TIME I ENTER A ROOM I DON’T KNOCK ON THE DOOR
FUCK WITH ME YOU WILL END UP LAYING ON THE SEAFLOOR
NEVER SATISFIED, ALWAYS NEED TO LOOK FOR FUCKING MORE
RUNNING AMUCK IN THE GAME ONCE I CAME IN IT WAS NEVER THE SAME
LIGHTING THE FIRE TO BLUNTS BITCH I GET AS HIGH AS A FUCKING PLANE
IF THERE’S A CRIME THEN I AM USUALLY TO BLAME
I HAVE MORE FORCE THAN A RUNAWAY TRAIN
ALL THESE STREETS ARE MY DOMAIN
HURT YOU WORSE THAN A ROUTINE SPRAIN
ONE OF MY FAVORITE PAST TIMES IS DIGGING HOLES
EITHER THAT OR BURNING BUILDINGS UNTIL THEY’RE FUCKING COALS
IT WAS WRITTEN I’M THE BEST IN ANCIENT FUCKING SCROLLS
THE WAY I LIVE, I HAVE TO SAY IT TAKES A FUCKING TOLL
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REPRECU$$IONZ
02:56
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I’M PICKING UP SOME FRIES AT THE WENDY’S
AND ALL BECAUSE THOSE BASTARDS AT MY LABEL WON’T PAY ME
YEAH I SEE YOU DOG, YOU’RE A BIG FUCKING BABY
GOT YOUR GIRL ON THE PHONE AND I THINK SHE WANT TO LAY ME
PRETTY GOOD AT POKER IF YOU BITCHES WANNA PLAY ME
IF I WAS A DRAGON YOU COULD NEVER EVER SLAY ME
SHINING LIKE THE SUN EVEN IF I’M LOOKING PASTY
WHEN I MAKE DECISIONS THEN YOU KNOW I MAKE EM HASTY
PIZZA IN BED YEAH YOU KNOW HOW I LIVE MY LIFE
DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT ASKING ME FOR A SLICE
EVERY SINGLE WOMAN IN THE WORLD SAID SHE WOULD BE MY WIFE
COMING UP TO DR. ASS IS RISKY MAN JUST ROLL THE DICE
BITCH I’M TOO FLY
COME ON GET LOW
I GET TOO HIGH
I’M MOVING TOO SLOW
CUZ DR. A$$ IS CHILLING IN THE CLUB AND DOING INTERVIEWS
ASK ME IF I’M TIRED BUT I NEVER TAKE AN INTERLUDE
SOARING OVER WATER WHILE I’M RIDING IN AN INNERTUBE
STAY SO ICY LIKE IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE WINTER DUDE
SO HOT I BRING A HURRICANE TO CANADA
WALK UP IN A STORE AND GET PROMOTED TO THE MANAGER
SHOW MY GIRL TO YOU BUT I DON’T THINK YOU COULD HANDLE HER
DON’T GIVE A FUCK I’M WEARING SOCKS ON TOP OF SANDLES BRUH
TOILET MADE OF GOLD
PANTS MADE OF GOLD
TEETH MADE OF GOLD
SOCKS MADE OF GOLD
MIGHT BE TOO SHORT TO BALL BUT NEVER TOO OLD
MY BATHROOM IS SPOTLESS YOU’LL NEVER FIND MOLD
PHD IN BREAKING DOWN THE WEED, CATCH ME SMOKING IT
IT ISN’T VERY LIKELY THAT YOU’LL EVER CATCH ME JOKING
IT’S ME DR. ASS IF IT’S WEIRD YOU’LL CATCH ME POKING IT
DID I MENTION IF YOU CATCH ME ROUND THAT PURP YOU’LL CATCH ME TOKING IT
DR. ASS EATING FRIES FROM A DUMPSTER DIVE
PAUSE A LOT OF CHUMPS THOUGHT THAT I DIED BUT I’M STILL ALIVE
THOUGHT I HAD A RASH, ITWASANINFECTION THAT’S WHAT THEY DERIVED
ANY SITUATION THAT YOU PUT ME IN I WILL SURVIVE
SELF DIAGNOSIS GOT A SODIUM DEFICIENCY
WHEN I’M ON THE MIC CATCH ME RHYMING SHIT EFFICIENTLY
PROFICIENT AT PRO FISHIN’ PROFICIENTLY
IF YOU’RE HUNGRY COME EAT A KNISH WITH ME
PRETTY HEAVY ON THE GOLD CALL ME MR. T
RIDING ALL ROUND IN MY VAN SOLVIN MYSTERIES
PRETTY SPOOKY BUT I’M ALSO TERRIBLE AT HISTORY
NEVER LEARN MY LESSON AND IT ALWAYS ENDS IN INJURY
ALWAYS PAY FULL PRICE I NEVER USE A COUPON
SEE ME IN THE KITCHEN THEN YOU KNOW THE FUCKING SOUP’S ON
SLATHER FOOD IN GRAVY, MAYONNAISE, AND GREY POUPON
CHEVY SILVERADO AND YOU KNOW IT’S A COUP SON
ONLY EAT FRIES THAT ARE STRAIGHT FROM THE LABORATORY
LOVE EM SO MUCH EVEN EAT EM IN THE LAVATORY
AS FOR DR. RO-BUTT-NIK NOW THAT’S A MUCH SADDER STORY
I BET YOU I COULD EVEN BEAT HIM AT A GAME OF SCATAGORIES
PAUSE GMO STANDS FOR GREAT MUNCHY ONIONS
ONION FLAVOR CHEESE FLAVOR CHEETO FLAVORED FUNIONS
WHERE I KEEP MY MONEY, WELL IT’S LOCKED DOWN IN DUNGEONS
FUCK WITH DR. ASS THAT’LL LEAD TO REPRECUSSIONS
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TRIUMPHANT
02:59
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ALL OF MY BITCHES LOOK LIKE JADEN SMITH
AND YOU CAN SEE IT HOW THEY LIGHT UP WHEN I PLAY THE HITS
AND NOBODY CAN COMPARE TO ME THE WAY THAT I SPITS
AND IF YOU TRY TO TAKE ME ON I’LL COME OUT TRIUMPHANT
IN THE RAP GAME I DO CLAIM
THAT THESE LAMES IMMA DEFAME
ALL THE TROUBLES IN MY LIFE YOU KNOW I FUCKING OVERCAME
CATCH ME BY THE FIRE HYDRANT YEAH I’M FINNA WASH MY CHAIN
I’M TAKING EVERYBODY ON I DON’T CARE IF I’M INHUMANE
SMACK YOU WITH MY CANE YEAH I’M A WHITE MAN WITH AN ATTITUDE
I’M MAKING FUCKING MONEY ANY LONGITUDE OR LATITUDE
I’M NEVER TAKING BREAKS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR AN INTERLUDE
EVERYTIME YOU TOUCH THE MIC YOU DO IT WITH INEPTITUDE
PUBLIC ENEMY
IN GENERAL THE WORLD HASN’T BEEN A GOOD FRIEND TO ME
FIRST THINGS FIRST MAKING MONEY IS MY SPECIALTY
SECONDLY I HOPE DR. ROBUTTNIK CATCHES LEPROSY
DO NOT GIVE A FUCK BUT WHEN I DO I DO IT SPLENDIDLY
AND YES I AM A DOCTOR BUT I DO NOT MEAN IT MEDICALLY
AND IF YOU TRY TO GO AGAINST ME THEN YOU’LL LAND IN PSYCHOTHERAPY
WHEN I MAKE MONEY THEN I DO IT EXPONENTIALLY
YOU EVER HAVE TO MAKE A SHIV FROM A TOOTHPICK?
FOR THE SINGLE MOMS I FUCKING ROCK MY SHIT ACOUSTIC
YEAH I KNOW I’M SMOKING WEED I THINK IT’S THERAPEUTIC
FOR SELF-DEFENSE I USE MY FISTS AND A BROOMSTICK
BEEN TEARING UP THE GAME SINCE 95
ALL THE SHIT I’VE BEEN THROUGH I SHOULDN’T BE ALIVE
NONETHELESS IMMA PUT THAT SHIT IN OVERDRIVE
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BOW DOWN TO ME WHEN I ARRIVE
CUZ I’M THE MOTHA FUCKING KING
STRAIGHT POSTED ON MY THRONE EATING CHICKEN WINGS
MY PRIORITY IS MONEY OVER EVERYTHING
RAMBUNCTIOUS THROWING PUNCHES OUT AT ANYTHING
TREAT LIFE LIKE IT’S THE WILD WILD WEST
YOUR GIRL WHISPERED IN MY EAR THAT I’M THE BEST
BUT EVEN IF SHE DIDN’T SAY IT THEN I WOULD HAVE GUESSED
SEE YOU SITTING ON THE SIDE LOOKING ALL DISTRESSED
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Ra$h or Infection
02:46
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Jankee
02:28
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Yo all this shit is janky
Ya girl wanna spank me
I got so much money I could open up a bank g
My street art is pretentious like that motherfucker banksy
If I bump into you then you oughta better thank me
Janky
Janky
Surfing on the Yangtze
In the top eight if you wanna fucking rank me
Had to leave the baby shower cause i smelled like dank, b
Tell your mans he need to get his hands up off my crank, b
Janky
(Janky)
Yo all this shit is janky
Yo let me be frank b
I might be finna make you walk the whole plank, b
Silver slugger might just be a New York Yankee
My girl looking like a young Hillary Swank, she
Said I'd never ball because I'm not that lanky
but she ain't seen how many shots I done sank, b
Finna wipe my sweat off with ya mom's favorite hanky
Boutta hit the chorus bout as heavy as a tank, b
Janky
(Janky)
Yo all this shit is janky
You're looking at me blankly
The only way I die is if a motherfucka shanks me
Got a couple 40s that I just done drank, b
So damn virile fill a whole sperm bank, b
Don't call me Constanza cuz my dick ain't ever shrank, b
Everybody knows my favorite Pokémon is manky
Ya mom said unless I wife it no more hanky panky
but I only wanted her Burkina Faso francs, b
Janky
(Janky)
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Mr. Anu$
03:09
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My dad said don't come back inside until you learn to hit your free throws
He didn't like my haircut so I had to wear a weave tho
He doesn't wear cologne he says he musted up in weed smoke
He golfs so serious wouldn't let me take a free stroke
Reads me bedtime stories bustin Malboro Red
Gotta wipe the ash up all out of my bed
He said he'd like any other son but me instead
But I'm waiting for you pops I'm glad that you're not dead
They call me Dr. A$$ and my dad is Mr. Anu$
They put him in jail because he crimes were so heinous
But I'm waiting for you dad, even though you're not blameless
Outside the gates with a box of Famous Amos
Even though you often had a body in the trunk of your car
And you won't tell me the story of how you got that scar
And you tried to trade me for a pack of smokes in a bar
Dad you taught me how to hustle man and that'll take me far
In my minds eye you were always shredding the gnar
Even though you got arrested in the Dukes of Hazard car
Fuck Boss Hogg, he's a subpar commissioner
Every line in the verse is coming straight from my heart
They call me Dr. A$$ and my dad is Mr. Anu$
They put him in jail because he crimes were so heinous
But I'm waiting for you dad, even though you're not blameless
Outside the gates with a box of Famous Amos
(unintelligible) letters
(unintelligible) could've been better
But even though I tried next time I'll do better
Soon you'll be out and we'll be making the cheddar
Tell me boy you better knock that shit right off you're sounding smarmy
It's a great day to go out and join the army
Even though it should've been it never alarms me
Come home soon and we can hit up the Arby's
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Vitamin C
02:38
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I said my girl is throwing up because I fed her bad shellfish
Ya girl doesn't want me cause she thinks I'm too selfish
In school I said fuck French and I took fucking Elvish
All that really matters is I swing my hips like Elvis
I'm riding on the beat yeah you could say I'm on my Drake shit
I gotta stay noided take drugs and fucking break shit
Fuck around end up in the bottom of a lake shit
You know I love my grandma cuz she always wanna bake shit
Mixing Capri Sun, Clamato Juice, and Vitamin C
And people always asking
Why you wildin, b?
Peoples tryna get in on the ground floor of the drug trade
But not at the expense that you forget your mama's birthday
I'm tryna prove my masculinity in all the worst ways
Crying in my car because I'm listening to Thursday
Yeah I got my fries but now I'm motherfucking thirstay
Spilled tartar sauce on me and now my motherfucking shirt's stained
Caught me in the kitchen making bratwurst for my baby
but then we hit McDonalds and she only wants that fish filet
Mixing Capri Sun, Clamato Juice, and Vitamin C
And people always asking
Why you wildin, b?
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I'm on the freeway hotboxing incense in the whip
Ask me why I'm in the nude it's cuz i'm taking a dip
Your mom gave me ayahuasca and I'm taking a sip
Ascending with some Beyblades and I'm gonna let em rip
Mike Love practices Transcendental Meditation
I gotta see my dealer cuz I'm out of medication
I thought I saw the Buddha at a railroad station
But it was David Duchovny from Californication
Namaste namaste namaste namaste
Namaste namaste namaste namaste
Namaste namaste namaste namaste
If I'm in Mexico then I say andale
Namaste namaste namaste namaste
Namaste namaste namaste namaste
Namaste namaste namaste namaste
Finna reach Nirvana no matter what they say.
[DJ Buttstuff]
DJ Buttstuff, yo fuck this beat
$aint $axo produced it. He don't know me.
And I ain't drink PBR when I'm in the streets
Catch me blowing marijauno in the breez
Hotbox in my mom's car
Listening to Pet Sounds
It's a good album
Then I go down, eat some fresh meat
Catch this flip dawg, it's putting on the heat.
Got the little cymbals and you know I'm gonna ding it
Reached enlightenment I don't know how because I winged it
Push my cultural appropriation to the limit
Brian Wilson won't fuck with me because I refuse to sing it
Turned my health around, got really into Fitbit
All the money in my bank account is reaching double digits
They gon think I won a Grammy I look so prestigious
I get my 10% because ya know yer boy's religious
Namaste namaste namaste namaste
Namaste namaste namaste namaste
Namaste namaste namaste namaste
If I'm in Mexico then I say andale
Namaste namaste namaste namaste
Namaste namaste namaste namaste
Namaste namaste namaste namaste
Finna reach Nirvana no matter what they say.
[KENNY G]
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