SAID THAT I WOULD NEVER BALL BUT NOW I GOT THE BODY
SAID I’D NEVER STEAL YOUR GIRL BUT NOW I GOT THE BODY
SAID I WASN’T SWOLE AT ALL BUT NOW I GOT THE BODY
AND NOW I STACK MY PAPER TALL YOU KNOW I GOT THE BODY

WHEN I’M ON THE MIC I’M GETTING PAID IN FRIES
AND WHEN I’M ON THE BIKE IT’S LIKE I’M MECHANIZED
GIRL I SEE YOU WORKING ON THE JAZZERCISE
COME AND TRY A LITTLE DOCTOR ASSERCIZE
AND THAT’S JUST HOW I AM
EATING RED MEAT, RAW EGGS AND HAM DIDN’T CLEAN THE MACHINE I DON’T GIVE A DAMN
CATCH ME IN THE LOCKER ROOM PEEPING YOUR MANS

10S IN MY POCKETS, 10S IN MY HANDS
SHOW UP AT THE GYM WITH MY BIG BIG GRANDS
SEE ME ON THE MAGAZINES YOU’RE PULLING OFF THE STANDS
HIT 20 REPS I’M FEELING LIKE A MAN
DO ONE SIT UP AND I’M FEELING PRETTY SWEATY
GUZZLE PROTEIN SO YOU KNOW I’M GETTING READY
EATING MOM’S SPAGHETTI
AND PAUSE, KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY
WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN I’M COMING FOR YOU
WALK UP IN THE SPOT IN A SIZE 8 SHOE
PUMPING FUCKING IRON TILL MY FACE TURNS BLUE
GRUNTING WHILE I LIFT AND I’M LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU
FACE TURNING GREEN
ON THE FLOOR WITH A WATER BOTTLE FULL OF LEAN
BODY GOING WEAK FROM ALL THAT CODEINE
SHORTS SO SHORT PEOPLE SAY IT’S OBSCENE
NOW MY BODY’S YELLOW
YOUR GIRL LOOKS CONCERNED BUT I’M A HANDSOME FELLOW
YOUR MAN GOT PLAYED LIKE A VI-O-LAWNCELLO
WALKING ROUND THE CLUB WITH A BOOTY LIKE JELLO

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