AND I’M HERE TO STAY
GET THIS MOTHER FUCKING DOG UP OUT OF MY WAY

[WHITE NA$TY]
ay yo white nasty whitest rapper out since childish gambino
call me white shaquille o’neil i never hit my free throws
hairs all wavy like it’s flowing in the breeze though
and then the music stops and everyones like where the fuck’d the beat go
knocks you out your seat though
a vegetarian cuz I don’t eat no fucking meat no
and if the cops are knocking down the door then I don’t motherfucking freeze though
I’ll leave your face all scrunched up like you’re about to sneeze yo
yo your indifference in the face of magnificence is sysiphusinan at best
ay yo I’m reading franz kafka in a sundress
you’re on the sigmund freud flow you’re repressed
you’re on that sylvia plath flow you’re depressed
weight loss eat less clean teeth use crest
i digress
get out my face with all that bullshit that you’re talking
as awesome as fucking ostriches riding on fucking dolphins
aquatic mammals like porpoises
sadder than an orphanage
money where your mouth is but that shit is disproportionate

YO DR. A$$ I’M ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY AND THE WEED THOUGH
CATCH ME IN THE STREETS I’M AIMING GUNS AT ALL YOUR PEOPLE
I’M ALL UP IN YOUR FRIDGE I’LL STEAL YOUR FOOD JUST LIKE A SEAGULL
SEE ME ON THE THRONE THEY SAY I’M LOOKING FUCKING REGAL
BUT YAPPING ALL UP IN YOUR FACE JUST LIKE A BEAGLE
EVIL BUT STILL I’LL SAVE THE WORLD LIKE STEVEN SEAGAL
SNEAKING ROUND YOUR CRIB AND SMELLING BAD LIKE I’M A WEASEL
MY CHAINS SO HEAVY THAT THEY SAID THAT SHIT’S ILLEGAL
WHEN THEY TRY TO LIFT IT NEED A CRANE FOR THE UPHEAVAL
WEIGHS SO MUCH YO IT’S NOT BECAUSE I’M FEEBLE
WAS GONNA STEAL YOUR GIRL BUT YO SHE SMELLS LIKE STRAIGHT UP DIESEL
THE WAY I EARNED MY WEALTH IS FUCKING STRAIGHT UP MEDIEVAL
CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR LOOKING ALL CENTRIPETAL
STACK MY PAPER UP UNTIL IT’S HIGHER THAN A STEEPLE
STEALING ALL THE BIBLES IN THE FUCKING CATHEDRAL
THINK THIS SHIT IS HOT THAN AY YO YOU SHOULD HEAR THE SEQUEL