[[DR. A$$]]
USED TO BE A MOTORCYCLE BOY NOW I’M A MOTORCYCLE MAN
CRUISIN CROSS THE U A$$ A AS MUCH AS I CAN
CHILLING OUT BY THE DUMPSTER GETTING HIGH WITH MY FANS
FINNA HIT THE CLUB WITH MY BIG BIG GRANDS
ON THE REAL THO THANK YOU ALL FOR PEEPING MY SHIT
SORRY THAT I STOLE YOUR GIRL WHEN I WAS PLAYING THE HITS
BUT I’M NOT SORRY FOR THE CRIMES I COMMITS
I SPIT SOME RHYMES, I FLASH MY CHAIN, THEN I’M CALLING IT QUITS
MAN I GET A LOT OF FANMAIL CUZ I LOOKS LIKE EZRA POUND
RIDING ON MY RASCAL WHEN I NEEDS TO GETS AROUND
SITTING AT THE BURGER KING I’M WAITING TO BE CROWNED
TOLD YOUR GIRL I’D BE THERE FOR THE ULTRASOUND
BUT I DON’T REALLY WANNA FUCKING BE TIED DOWN
WHICH IS PRETTY ROUGH CUZ I GOT KIDS ALL OVER TOWN
WHEN I SAW YOUR MAN HE WAS WEARING A FROWN
SHOWED UP, DID MY THANG, AND NOW HE LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN


[[DJ BUTTSTUFF]]
USED TO BE A PET SOUNDS BOY NOW I’M A PET SOUNDS MAN
DRINKING PBR DRIVIN’ THRU IN MY MINI-VAN
WENT OUT FOR A SECOND AND I GOT A TAN
SWEAT A GALLON ON MY VINTAGE-STYLE RAY BANS

YOU KNOW I’M IN THE STUDIO I LOOK LIKE MARCO RUBIO
I LOOK LIKE MARC RONSON, DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW YOU KNOW?
IF YOU COME AROUND YOU KNOW I’LL BUMP SOME BEACH BOYS
IF YOU COME AROUND I’LL SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE NOISE.

CATCH ME AT GUITAR CENTER SMASHING ON THE DRUMS.
I RECORDED ALL MY ALBUMS IN A PAC SUN.
IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR AWARDS, I AIN’T GOT ONE.
MY JAMS ARE TOO UNDERGROUND, LIKE TONY HAWK’S SON

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM AND NOW I’M STILL HERE
CHILLING IN THE BASEMENT, MAKING MY CAREER

DIGGING THROUGH BINS I GOT THE MUSIC OF THE YEAR

PET SOUNDS IS THE BEST ALBUM IN THE HISTORY OF RECORDED MUSIC.


[[WHITE NA$TY]]
USED TO BE A SMALL, WHITE BOY NOW I’M A SMALL, WHITE MAN
CATCH ME IN THE SPOT IN A MID-SIZED SEDAN
CAN’T FINISH MY MEAL IT’S IN A WRAP OF SARAN
I DON’T OWN A BED I’M SLEEPING ON A DIVAN
WHITE AL GREEN
WHITE MEAN JOE GREENE IN YOUR LIMOUSINE
DEDICATE THIS VERSE TO ALL OF THE TWEENS
TRYNA GET BY WEARING TIGHT ASS JEANS
CATCH ME IN YOUR REGION READING RANDOM WIKIPEDIA
BIG SHOUTS TO THE PLAYAS MAJORING IN MULTIMEDIA
ART IS AN IMPORTANT COMPONENT OF ACADEMIA
THE BEAT IS SO SICK THAT IT GAVE ME HEMOPHILIA
PRETTY SHORT BUT I COULD BE SHORTER
CHILLING WITH JASON STATHAM AKA THE TRANSPORTER
BOUGHT A COMBO VHS/DVD RECORDER
ART VANDALAY IMPORTER EXPORTER


[[LITTLE D’WAYNE]]
USED TO BE A LITTLE D’WAYNE NOW I’M A LITTLE D’WANN

MONEY MONEY MONEY THAT’S HOW IT BEGAN
EATING RAVIOLI STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CAN
NOW WE GOT THE FRIES AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND


WHEN I GOT TWENTY DOLLARS BOUGHT A LAB DOGGY
WHEN I GOT THIRTY DOLLARS BOUGHT A SAD HOGGY
WHEN I GOT FORTY DOLLARS BOUGHT A BAD FROGGY
NOW ALL I GOT IS FRIES, AND THEY’RE ALL REALLY SOGGY

CATCH ME AT THE WALMART I’M SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR
I USED THE BE RICH BUT THEN I GOT POOR
AND EVERY OTHER WEEKEND I AM WAITING AT YOUR DOOR
CUZ 
I KNOW THE WAY YOU BUDGET GIRL AND THAT’S YOUR ALLURE.

LI’L WAYNE SUCKS CUZ HE SOUNDS LIKE A TRAIN
LI’L WAYNE SUCKS CUZ HE STOLE MY FUCKING NAME
LI’L WAYNE SUCKS CUZ HE DIDN’T TAKE THE BLAME
WHEN WE GOT CAUGHT DEFLATING BALLS AT THE PATS GAME



[[DR. RO-BUTT-NIK]]
I’M LOOKING FOR THE MAN IN THE MIRROR
I’M ASKING HIM TO CHANGE HIS WAYS
I’M LOOKING FOR THE MAN IN THE MIRROR
IF YOU WANT THE MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE TAKE A LOOK AT MY GRANDS/PANTS AND MAKE A CHANGE

I’M LOOKING FOR THE MAN IN THE MIRROR
I’M ASKING HIM TO CHANGE HIS WAYS
I’M LOOKING FOR THE MAN IN THE MIRROR
IF YOU WANNA ORDER ME SOME CHICKEN WINGS
THEN TAKE THE CASH AND KEEP THE CHANGE


[[NOIZE BOYZ]]


[[DOM “DELI” LUIS]]
USED TO BE A COLD CUT BOY NOW I’M A COLD CUT MAN
CATCH ME IN THE DELI WHENEVER I CAN
HAM, CHICKEN, SALAMI, EVEN TURKEY MAN
MAKING SANDWICHES IS PART OF GOD’S PLAN


[[SNEEZY STEVSIE]]
USED TO BE AN ALLERGEN BOY NOW I'M AN ADDERALL MAN
EAT A LOT OF POLLEN TO PROTECT MY GLANDS
KNEES SO WEAK I CAN HARDLY STAND
CAN'T EAT SKIPPY, JIF, OR EVEN PETER PAN

NOW I HAVE TO BRING TISSUES WHEREVER I GO
CAUSE A MASS PANIC WHEN I BLOW MY NOSE
CUZ IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF ATOMIC BLOW
AND YOU BETTER KNOW THAT I BELIEVE IN GHOSTS


[[YUNG WHEEZLE]]
USED TO BE A PILE OF DUST NOW I’M A PILE OF SAND
SPRINKLE SAWDUST ON MY FOOD, YOU KNOW IT’S TASTING BLAND
SPEAK SO SOFTLY THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
WHEN I CROSS THE STREET I BLOW AWAY IN THE WAAND